Zelicks Icehouse
San Marcos, TX
Look deep within the heart of man, and you will find the darkness forged in the pit of the men's bathroom, for that is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way.
Dance with fate in the round at Zelicks Icehouse, home to the wildest urinal I've ever seen. Step on up and piss on a wall! Just don't splash all over your shoes. Apparently, this is also common in Australia. Anyways, big novelty factor here and definitely something I haven't seen before.
As for the bar itself, former gas stations converted into bars are usually a good bet. Zelicks fits the bill and the open-air layout is quite chill.
The bar was opened in 2011 by a pair of brothers who named it after their granpappy. There are some old portraits and such adorning the walls, a pool table, and a nice back patio with sturdy lawn chairs.
Come for the urinal, stay for the vibes. That's a formula that works every time, half the time.